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11.06.2025 04:52
Unacceptable again!
They put up a sign reading
Loons and Moons
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
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So, the docs changed it to read
Catatonics & High Colonics
Another attempt resulted in ...
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No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Just Forget it!
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Everyone loved it.
Still no good
No way
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
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—
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Nuts and Butts
Then came..
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What does it mean when someone is pretending to be me?
So they tried
No go.
Thumbs down again.